My eighbour send me this when she saw my brain:My lawyer pal sent me this (it's from an actual court reporter's account)and then your blog came.What are the odds of getting TWO references to brains in jars in 2 days?????Only on Rose Street??????? _____________________________________ Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check fora pulse?Witness: No.Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?Witness: No.Attorney: Did you check for breathing?Witness: No.!Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when youbegan the autopsy?Witness: No.Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive andpracticing law
You just can't make this up!!
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